Awkward moments..

#1

Yes, Im suffering from this ridiculous pollen count... and so is everyone around me.
This happened in the office, thought it was worth mentioning...
"Ahhchoo!!"
"Bless you"
"AHHChooo!!"
"Well, Bless you again!" I say jokingly and in good spirits...
"Ahchoo!!"


uhhh......... AWKWARD....... lol


Do I say bless you again?? He really can't expect me to send a blessing his way a 3rd time, can he?? 
Its like you are only alloted at most 2 "bless you's"...lol 

#2 

I notice that the vending machine man is restocking the sodas and snacks in our machine. So I stop by his box of goodies and drinks and I jokingly say, 

"Can I get something off your cart here?" 

*big smile* 

Now, this is one of those questions where you're really just joking, but if they were to oblige you would not complain... 


So, without even looking at me, and with the sternest tone of voice the man says simply

"No."

...and says nothing else...
I walk off, sheepishly.... needless to say... AWKWARD.